The only thing I envy in young people is their livers.
The Bible was a consolation to a fellow alone in the old cell. The lovely thin paper with a bit of matress stuffing in it, if you could get a match, was as good a smoke as I ever tasted.
The terrorist is the one with the small bomb.
When two men fight over a woman it's the fight they want, not the woman.
One drink is to many for me and a thousand not enough.
The most important things to do in the world are to get something to eat, something to drink and somebody to love you.