A pedestrian ought to be legally allowed to toss at least one hand grenade at a motorist every day.

A pedestrian ought to be legally allowed to toss at least one hand grenade at a motorist every day.

Ninety-seven saint days a year wouldn't affect the theater, but two Yom Kippurs would ruin it.

The terrorist is the one with the small bomb.

I cannot imagine any crime worse than taking a life, can you? -It'd depend whose life.

There's no bad publicity except an obituary.

If it was raining soup, the Irish would go out with forks.