You made one mistake. You married me.
In a society which really supported marriage the wife would be encouraged to go to the office and make love to her husband on the company's time and with its blessing.
I am married to Beatrice Salkeld, a painter. We have no children, except me.
If it was raining soup, the Irish would go out with forks.
A man is fortunate if he encounters living examples of vice, as well as of virtue, to inspire him.
When I'm talking to people I like to stop and quote myself. My quotes have a way of spicing up conversation.