A pedestrian ought to be legally allowed to toss at least one hand grenade at a motorist every day.

To get enough to eat was regarded as an achievement. To get drunk was a victory.

It is a good deed to forget a poor joke

The most important things to do in the world are to get something to eat, something to drink and somebody to love you.

The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money usually costs a lot less.

Critics are like eunuchs; they can tell you what to do, but they can't do it themselves!

I cannot imagine any crime worse than taking a life, can you? -It'd depend whose life.