New York is my Lourdes, where I go for spiritual refreshment... a place where you're least likely to be bitten by a wild goat.

I have never seen a situation so dismal that a policeman couldn't make it worse.

Scream at God if that's the only thing that will get results.

The terrorist is the one with the small bomb.

I ruined my health drinking to other people's.

Other people's interruptions of your work are relatively insignificant compared with the countless times you interrupt yourself.

The only thing I envy in young people is their livers.