There is no such thing as bad publicity except your own obituary.
The most important things to do in the world are to get something to eat, something to drink and somebody to love you.
Every cripple has his own way of walking.
They took away our land, our language, and our religion; but they could never harness our tongues.
You made one mistake. You married me.
When I'm talking to people I like to stop and quote myself. My quotes have a way of spicing up conversation.