If you accept your limitations you go beyond them.

A man is fortunate if he encounters living examples of vice, as well as of virtue, to inspire him.

God forgive us-but most of us grew up to be the sort of men our mothers warned us against.

If it was raining soup, the Irish would go out with forks.

Critics are like eunuchs; they can tell you what to do, but they can't do it themselves!

The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money usually costs a lot less.

You made one mistake. You married me.