I'm a drinker with a writing problem.
I think weddings are sadder than funerals, because they remind you of your own wedding. You can't be reminded of your own funeral because it hasn't happened. But weddings always make me cry.
If it was raining soup, the Irish would go out with forks.
There is no such thing as bad publicity except your own obituary.
When two men fight over a woman it's the fight they want, not the woman.
In a society which really supported marriage the wife would be encouraged to go to the office and make love to her husband on the company's time and with its blessing.