I think weddings are sadder than funerals, because they remind you of your own wedding. You can't be reminded of your own funeral because it hasn't happened. But weddings always make me cry.
Message? What the hell do you think I am, a bloody postman?
When two men fight over a woman it's the fight they want, not the woman.
One drink is to many for me and a thousand not enough.
Most horror movies are certainly that.
Ninety-seven saint days a year wouldn't affect the theater, but two Yom Kippurs would ruin it.