If it was raining soup, the Irish would go out with forks.
I'm a drinker with a writing problem.
A general and a bit of shooting makes you forget your troubles ... it takes your mind off the cost of living.
I think weddings are sadder than funerals, because they remind you of your own wedding. You can't be reminded of your own funeral because it hasn't happened. But weddings always make me cry.
The only thing I envy in young people is their livers.
Other people have a nationality. The Irish and the Jews have a psychosis.