Failure at a task may be the result of having tackled it at the wrong time.
I saw a notice that said "Drink Canada Dry" and I've just started.
I'm a Communist by day and a Catholic as soon as it gets dark.
I wish I'd been a mixed infant.
There is no human situation so miserable that it cannot be made worse by the presence of a policeman.
Critics are like eunuchs in a harem; they know how it's done, they've seen it done every day, but they're unable to do it themselves.