You made one mistake. You married me.
I have a total irreverence for anything connected with society except that which makes the roads safer, the beer stronger, the food cheaper and the old men and old women warmer in the winter and happier in the summer.
Pound notes are the best religion in the world.
Message? What the hell do you think I am, a bloody postman?
Whatever you hold in contempt is your jailer.
If it was raining soup, the Irish would go out with forks.