There's no bad publicity except an obituary.

I only take a drink on two occasions - when I'm thirsty and when I'm not.

When I'm talking to people I like to stop and quote myself. My quotes have a way of spicing up conversation.

I saw a notice that said "Drink Canada Dry" and I've just started.

Critics are like eunuchs in a harem; they know how it's done, they've seen it done every day, but they're unable to do it themselves.

I cannot imagine any crime worse than taking a life, can you? -It'd depend whose life.

Most horror movies are certainly that.