I have never seen a situation so dismal that a policeman couldn't make it worse.
A pedestrian ought to be legally allowed to toss at least one hand grenade at a motorist every day.
There is no human situation so miserable that it cannot be made worse by the presence of a policeman.
I ruined my health drinking to other people's.
One drink is to many for me and a thousand not enough.
Critics are like eunuchs; they can tell you what to do, but they can't do it themselves!