There's no bad publicity except an obituary.

It's not that the Irish are cynical. It's rather that they have a wonderful lack of respect for everything and everybody.

That you, sister. May you be the mother of a bishop.

Ninety-seven saint days a year wouldn't affect the theater, but two Yom Kippurs would ruin it.

They took away our land, our language, and our religion; but they could never harness our tongues.

Most horror movies are certainly that.

I saw a notice that said "Drink Canada Dry" and I've just started.