There's no bad publicity except an obituary.

There is no human situation so miserable that it cannot be made worse by the presence of a policeman.

The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money usually costs a lot less.

If you accept your limitations you go beyond them.

What the hell difference does it make, left or right? There were good men lost on both sides.

In a society which really supported marriage the wife would be encouraged to go to the office and make love to her husband on the company's time and with its blessing.

Shakespeare said pretty well everything and what he left out, James Joyce, with a judge from meself, put in.