Ninety-seven saint days a year wouldn't affect the theater, but two Yom Kippurs would ruin it.

God forgive us-but most of us grew up to be the sort of men our mothers warned us against.

It is a good deed to forget a poor joke

There is no such thing as bad publicity except your own obituary.

I saw a notice that said "Drink Canada Dry" and I've just started.

I'm a drinker with a writing problem.

Most horror movies are certainly that.