God forgive us-but most of us grew up to be the sort of men our mothers warned us against.
Many a man has decided to stay alive not because of the will to live but because of the determination not to give assorted surviving bastards the satisfaction of his death.
I am a daylight atheist.
The terrorist is the one with the small bomb.
I have never seen a situation so dismal that a policeman couldn't make it worse.
A pedestrian ought to be legally allowed to toss at least one hand grenade at a motorist every day.