Ninety-seven saint days a year wouldn't affect the theater, but two Yom Kippurs would ruin it.

Pound notes are the best religion in the world.

To get enough to eat was regarded as an achievement. To get drunk was a victory.

A pedestrian ought to be legally allowed to toss at least one hand grenade at a motorist every day.

I am a daylight atheist.

The English and Americans dislike only some Irish--the same Irish that the Irish themselves detest, Irish writers--the ones that think.

Critics are like eunuchs; they can tell you what to do, but they can't do it themselves!