The terrorist is the one with the small bomb.

There is no human situation so miserable that it cannot be made worse by the presence of a policeman.

Prostitutes, more than any other profession, help keep American marriages together.

God forgive us-but most of us grew up to be the sort of men our mothers warned us against.

I saw a notice that said "Drink Canada Dry" and I've just started.

New York is my Lourdes, where I go for spiritual refreshment... a place where you're least likely to be bitten by a wild goat.

Whatever you hold in contempt is your jailer.