One drink is to many for me and a thousand not enough.
God forgive us-but most of us grew up to be the sort of men our mothers warned us against.
When I'm talking to people I like to stop and quote myself. My quotes have a way of spicing up conversation.
Prostitutes, more than any other profession, help keep American marriages together.
It is a good deed to forget a poor joke
I have never seen a situation so dismal that a policeman couldn't make it worse.