The terrorist is the one with the small bomb.

Pound notes are the best religion in the world.

I have never seen a situation so dismal that a policeman couldn't make it worse.

A man is fortunate if he encounters living examples of vice, as well as of virtue, to inspire him.

I cannot imagine any crime worse than taking a life, can you? -It'd depend whose life.

Many a man has decided to stay alive not because of the will to live but because of the determination not to give assorted surviving bastards the satisfaction of his death.

The Bible was a consolation to a fellow alone in the old cell. The lovely thin paper with a bit of matress stuffing in it, if you could get a match, was as good a smoke as I ever tasted.