I cannot imagine any crime worse than taking a life, can you? -It'd depend whose life.

The most important things to do in the world are to get something to eat, something to drink and somebody to love you.

I am married to Beatrice Salkeld, a painter. We have no children, except me.

Message? What the hell do you think I am, a bloody postman?

Critics are like eunuchs in a harem; they know how it's done, they've seen it done every day, but they're unable to do it themselves.

A man is fortunate if he encounters living examples of vice, as well as of virtue, to inspire him.

Many a man has decided to stay alive not because of the will to live but because of the determination not to give assorted surviving bastards the satisfaction of his death.