I cannot imagine any crime worse than taking a life, can you? -It'd depend whose life.

Ninety-seven saint days a year wouldn't affect the theater, but two Yom Kippurs would ruin it.

The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money usually costs a lot less.

God forgive us-but most of us grew up to be the sort of men our mothers warned us against.

I ruined my health drinking to other people's.

A general and a bit of shooting makes you forget your troubles ... it takes your mind off the cost of living.

New York is my Lourdes, where I go for spiritual refreshment... a place where you're least likely to be bitten by a wild goat.