You made one mistake. You married me.
It is a good deed to forget a poor joke
Nothing hurts more than the friendly letter that one never got around to writing.
Other people's interruptions of your work are relatively insignificant compared with the countless times you interrupt yourself.
There's no bad publicity except an obituary.
Critics are like eunuchs in a harem; they know how it's done, they've seen it done every day, but they're unable to do it themselves.