The terrorist is the one with the small bomb.
You made one mistake. You married me.
Nothing hurts more than the friendly letter that one never got around to writing.
The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money usually costs a lot less.
The Bible was a consolation to a fellow alone in the old cell. The lovely thin paper with a bit of matress stuffing in it, if you could get a match, was as good a smoke as I ever tasted.
I think weddings are sadder than funerals, because they remind you of your own wedding. You can't be reminded of your own funeral because it hasn't happened. But weddings always make me cry.