I'm a drinker with a writing problem.
It's not that the Irish are cynical. It's rather that they have a wonderful lack of respect for everything and everybody.
There is no such thing as bad publicity except your own obituary.
I saw a notice that said "Drink Canada Dry" and I've just started.
A man is fortunate if he encounters living examples of vice, as well as of virtue, to inspire him.
I am a drinker with writing problems.