There is no human situation so miserable that it cannot be made worse by the presence of a policeman.
Failure at a task may be the result of having tackled it at the wrong time.
You made one mistake. You married me.
I saw a notice that said "Drink Canada Dry" and I've just started.
Every cripple has his own way of walking.
The Bible was a consolation to a fellow alone in the old cell. The lovely thin paper with a bit of matress stuffing in it, if you could get a match, was as good a smoke as I ever tasted.