When I'm talking to people I like to stop and quote myself. My quotes have a way of spicing up conversation.
The only thing I envy in young people is their livers.
I'm a Communist by day and a Catholic as soon as it gets dark.
The Bible was a consolation to a fellow alone in the old cell. The lovely thin paper with a bit of matress stuffing in it, if you could get a match, was as good a smoke as I ever tasted.
Failure at a task may be the result of having tackled it at the wrong time.
Pound notes are the best religion in the world.