That you, sister. May you be the mother of a bishop.
I was court-martialled in my absence, and sentenced to death in my absence, so I said they could shoot me in my absence.
When I'm talking to people I like to stop and quote myself. My quotes have a way of spicing up conversation.
Nothing hurts more than the friendly letter that one never got around to writing.
Other people have a nationality. The Irish and the Jews have a psychosis.
I saw a notice that said "Drink Canada Dry" and I've just started.