All publicity is good, except an obituary notice.
When I'm talking to people I like to stop and quote myself. My quotes have a way of spicing up conversation.
When two men fight over a woman it's the fight they want, not the woman.
There is no such thing as bad publicity except your own obituary.
The Bible was a consolation to a fellow alone in the old cell. The lovely thin paper with a bit of matress stuffing in it, if you could get a match, was as good a smoke as I ever tasted.
That you, sister. May you be the mother of a bishop.