The Bible was a consolation to a fellow alone in the old cell. The lovely thin paper with a bit of matress stuffing in it, if you could get a match, was as good a smoke as I ever tasted.

I am a daylight atheist.

Every cripple has his own way of walking.

A man is fortunate if he encounters living examples of vice, as well as of virtue, to inspire him.

If you accept your limitations you go beyond them.

There's no bad publicity except an obituary.

All publicity is good, except an obituary notice.