A general and a bit of shooting makes you forget your troubles ... it takes your mind off the cost of living.
I only take a drink on two occasions - when I'm thirsty and when I'm not.
To get enough to eat was regarded as an achievement. To get drunk was a victory.
New York is my Lourdes, where I go for spiritual refreshment... a place where you're least likely to be bitten by a wild goat.
I am a daylight atheist.
Prostitutes, more than any other profession, help keep American marriages together.