When I'm talking to people I like to stop and quote myself. My quotes have a way of spicing up conversation.

No man can discover his own talents.

A general and a bit of shooting makes you forget your troubles ... it takes your mind off the cost of living.

It is a good deed to forget a poor joke

What the hell difference does it make, left or right? There were good men lost on both sides.

There is no human situation so miserable that it cannot be made worse by the presence of a policeman.

Every cripple has his own way of walking.