A pedestrian ought to be legally allowed to toss at least one hand grenade at a motorist every day.
Every cripple has his own way of walking.
It is a good deed to forget a poor joke
When I'm talking to people I like to stop and quote myself. My quotes have a way of spicing up conversation.
When two men fight over a woman it's the fight they want, not the woman.
Many a man has decided to stay alive not because of the will to live but because of the determination not to give assorted surviving bastards the satisfaction of his death.