To get enough to eat was regarded as an achievement. To get drunk was a victory.

The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money usually costs a lot less.

Many a man has decided to stay alive not because of the will to live but because of the determination not to give assorted surviving bastards the satisfaction of his death.

That you, sister. May you be the mother of a bishop.

It's not that the Irish are cynical. It's rather that they have a wonderful lack of respect for everything and everybody.

Critics are like eunuchs; they can tell you what to do, but they can't do it themselves!

A pedestrian ought to be legally allowed to toss at least one hand grenade at a motorist every day.