The terrorist is the one with the small bomb.
Critics are like eunuchs in a harem; they know how it's done, they've seen it done every day, but they're unable to do it themselves.
I have never seen a situation so dismal that a policeman couldn't make it worse.
The only thing I envy in young people is their livers.
Whatever you hold in contempt is your jailer.
To get enough to eat was regarded as an achievement. To get drunk was a victory.