Prostitutes, more than any other profession, help keep American marriages together.
No man can discover his own talents.
There's no bad publicity except an obituary.
All publicity is good, except an obituary notice.
Many a man has decided to stay alive not because of the will to live but because of the determination not to give assorted surviving bastards the satisfaction of his death.
Critics are like eunuchs; they can tell you what to do, but they can't do it themselves!