Whatever you hold in contempt is your jailer.
A man is fortunate if he encounters living examples of vice, as well as of virtue, to inspire him.
I am a drinker with writing problems.
I have never seen a situation so dismal that a policeman couldn't make it worse.
It is a good deed to forget a poor joke
It's not that the Irish are cynical. It's rather that they have a wonderful lack of respect for everything and everybody.