In a society which really supported marriage the wife would be encouraged to go to the office and make love to her husband on the company's time and with its blessing.

I am a drinker with writing problems.

There is no such thing as bad publicity except your own obituary.

Critics are like eunuchs in a harem; they know how it's done, they've seen it done every day, but they're unable to do it themselves.

An author's first duty is to let down his country.

In a society which really supported marriage the wife would be encouraged to go to the office and make love to her husband on the company's time and with its blessing.

Other people have a nationality. The Irish and the Jews have a psychosis.