Nothing hurts more than the friendly letter that one never got around to writing.
Other people have a nationality. The Irish and the Jews have a psychosis.
Failure at a task may be the result of having tackled it at the wrong time.
It is a good deed to forget a poor joke
Pound notes are the best religion in the world.
I think weddings are sadder than funerals, because they remind you of your own wedding. You can't be reminded of your own funeral because it hasn't happened. But weddings always make me cry.