I have never seen a situation so dismal that a policeman couldn't make it worse.
I ruined my health drinking to other people's.
I saw a notice that said "Drink Canada Dry" and I've just started.
Other people have a nationality. The Irish and the Jews have a psychosis.
The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money usually costs a lot less.
I have a total irreverence for anything connected with society except that which makes the roads safer, the beer stronger, the food cheaper and the old men and old women warmer in the winter and happier in the summer.