A pedestrian ought to be legally allowed to toss at least one hand grenade at a motorist every day.
The only thing I envy in young people is their livers.
It is a good deed to forget a poor joke
I only take a drink on two occasions - when I'm thirsty and when I'm not.
Shakespeare said pretty well everything and what he left out, James Joyce, with a judge from meself, put in.
Other people have a nationality. The Irish and the Jews have a psychosis.