No man can discover his own talents.

A pedestrian ought to be legally allowed to toss at least one hand grenade at a motorist every day.

There's no one, no one, loves you like yourself.

It's not that the Irish are cynical. It's rather that they have a wonderful lack of respect for everything and everybody.

Critics are like eunuchs; they can tell you what to do, but they can't do it themselves!

In a society which really supported marriage the wife would be encouraged to go to the office and make love to her husband on the company's time and with its blessing.

I'm a Communist by day and a Catholic as soon as it gets dark.