No man can discover his own talents.

Other people's interruptions of your work are relatively insignificant compared with the countless times you interrupt yourself.

A general and a bit of shooting makes you forget your troubles ... it takes your mind off the cost of living.

The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money usually costs a lot less.

They took away our land, our language, and our religion; but they could never harness our tongues.

Whatever you hold in contempt is your jailer.

I have a total irreverence for anything connected with society except that which makes the roads safer, the beer stronger, the food cheaper and the old men and old women warmer in the winter and happier in the summer.