If it was raining soup, the Irish would go out with forks.
I'm a Communist by day and a Catholic as soon as it gets dark.
Failure at a task may be the result of having tackled it at the wrong time.
Critics are like eunuchs; they can tell you what to do, but they can't do it themselves!
I wish I'd been a mixed infant.
New York is my Lourdes, where I go for spiritual refreshment... a place where you're least likely to be bitten by a wild goat.