I am married to Beatrice Salkeld, a painter. We have no children, except me.

It is a good deed to forget a poor joke

One drink is to many for me and a thousand not enough.

That you, sister. May you be the mother of a bishop.

Prostitutes, more than any other profession, help keep American marriages together.

I am married to Beatrice Salkeld, a painter. We have no children, except me.

I was court-martialled in my absence, and sentenced to death in my absence, so I said they could shoot me in my absence.