I think weddings are sadder than funerals, because they remind you of your own wedding. You can't be reminded of your own funeral because it hasn't happened. But weddings always make me cry.
To get enough to eat was regarded as an achievement. To get drunk was a victory.
That you, sister. May you be the mother of a bishop.
All publicity is good, except an obituary notice.
There's no bad publicity except an obituary.
There is no such thing as bad publicity except your own obituary.