Shakespeare said pretty well everything and what he left out, James Joyce, with a judge from meself, put in.

I am a drinker with writing problems.

The most important things to do in the world are to get something to eat, something to drink and somebody to love you.

I'm a Communist by day and a Catholic as soon as it gets dark.

In a society which really supported marriage the wife would be encouraged to go to the office and make love to her husband on the company's time and with its blessing.

I think weddings are sadder than funerals, because they remind you of your own wedding. You can't be reminded of your own funeral because it hasn't happened. But weddings always make me cry.

Critics are like eunuchs in a harem; they know how it's done, they've seen it done every day, but they're unable to do it themselves.