There is no such thing as bad publicity except your own obituary.
They took away our land, our language, and our religion; but they could never harness our tongues.
Many a man has decided to stay alive not because of the will to live but because of the determination not to give assorted surviving bastards the satisfaction of his death.
Message? What the hell do you think I am, a bloody postman?
An author's first duty is to let down his country.
When I'm talking to people I like to stop and quote myself. My quotes have a way of spicing up conversation.