Shakespeare said pretty well everything and what he left out, James Joyce, with a judge from meself, put in.

There's no one, no one, loves you like yourself.

To get enough to eat was regarded as an achievement. To get drunk was a victory.

In a society which really supported marriage the wife would be encouraged to go to the office and make love to her husband on the company's time and with its blessing.

Critics are like eunuchs in a harem; they know how it's done, they've seen it done every day, but they're unable to do it themselves.

Critics are like eunuchs; they can tell you what to do, but they can't do it themselves!

An author's first duty is to let down his country.