I only take a drink on two occasions - when I'm thirsty and when I'm not.
I never felt so much at home as I do in New York. I must be a devil.
I was court-martialled in my absence, and sentenced to death in my absence, so I said they could shoot me in my absence.
If it was raining soup, the Irish would go out with forks.
Nothing hurts more than the friendly letter that one never got around to writing.
I saw a notice that said "Drink Canada Dry" and I've just started.