I am a drinker with writing problems.
There is no such thing as bad publicity except your own obituary.
When I'm talking to people I like to stop and quote myself. My quotes have a way of spicing up conversation.
Ah, bless you, Sister, may all your sons be bishops.
There's no bad publicity except an obituary.
I think weddings are sadder than funerals, because they remind you of your own wedding. You can't be reminded of your own funeral because it hasn't happened. But weddings always make me cry.