The terrorist is the one with the small bomb.
I'm a drinker with a writing problem.
When I'm talking to people I like to stop and quote myself. My quotes have a way of spicing up conversation.
It's not that the Irish are cynical. It's rather that they have a wonderful lack of respect for everything and everybody.
I ruined my health drinking to other people's.
Nothing hurts more than the friendly letter that one never got around to writing.