There's no bad publicity except an obituary.
Every cripple has his own way of walking.
God forgive us-but most of us grew up to be the sort of men our mothers warned us against.
New York is my Lourdes, where I go for spiritual refreshment... a place where you're least likely to be bitten by a wild goat.
Prostitutes, more than any other profession, help keep American marriages together.
I only take a drink on two occasions - when I'm thirsty and when I'm not.