The English and Americans dislike only some Irish--the same Irish that the Irish themselves detest, Irish writers--the ones that think.

I am a drinker with writing problems.

Other people's interruptions of your work are relatively insignificant compared with the countless times you interrupt yourself.

One drink is to many for me and a thousand not enough.

I was court-martialled in my absence, and sentenced to death in my absence, so I said they could shoot me in my absence.

Most horror movies are certainly that.

What the hell difference does it make, left or right? There were good men lost on both sides.