You made one mistake. You married me.

Pound notes are the best religion in the world.

The Bible was a consolation to a fellow alone in the old cell. The lovely thin paper with a bit of matress stuffing in it, if you could get a match, was as good a smoke as I ever tasted.

I only take a drink on two occasions - when I'm thirsty and when I'm not.

What the hell difference does it make, left or right? There were good men lost on both sides.

Ninety-seven saint days a year wouldn't affect the theater, but two Yom Kippurs would ruin it.

Failure at a task may be the result of having tackled it at the wrong time.