All publicity is good, except an obituary notice.
Critics are like eunuchs; they can tell you what to do, but they can't do it themselves!
Most horror movies are certainly that.
I think weddings are sadder than funerals, because they remind you of your own wedding. You can't be reminded of your own funeral because it hasn't happened. But weddings always make me cry.
There's no one, no one, loves you like yourself.
I saw a notice that said "Drink Canada Dry" and I've just started.