Scream at God if that's the only thing that will get results.

Every cripple has his own way of walking.

I cannot imagine any crime worse than taking a life, can you? -It'd depend whose life.

When I'm talking to people I like to stop and quote myself. My quotes have a way of spicing up conversation.

A general and a bit of shooting makes you forget your troubles ... it takes your mind off the cost of living.

God forgive us-but most of us grew up to be the sort of men our mothers warned us against.

That you, sister. May you be the mother of a bishop.