Scream at God if that's the only thing that will get results.

New York is my Lourdes, where I go for spiritual refreshment... a place where you're least likely to be bitten by a wild goat.

I think weddings are sadder than funerals, because they remind you of your own wedding. You can't be reminded of your own funeral because it hasn't happened. But weddings always make me cry.

It's not that the Irish are cynical. It's rather that they have a wonderful lack of respect for everything and everybody.

The terrorist is the one with the small bomb.

It is a good deed to forget a poor joke

Failure at a task may be the result of having tackled it at the wrong time.