Most horror movies are certainly that.

I think weddings are sadder than funerals, because they remind you of your own wedding. You can't be reminded of your own funeral because it hasn't happened. But weddings always make me cry.

To get enough to eat was regarded as an achievement. To get drunk was a victory.

God forgive us-but most of us grew up to be the sort of men our mothers warned us against.

I was court-martialled in my absence, and sentenced to death in my absence, so I said they could shoot me in my absence.

Failure at a task may be the result of having tackled it at the wrong time.

Message? What the hell do you think I am, a bloody postman?