Ah, bless you, Sister, may all your sons be bishops.

New York is my Lourdes, where I go for spiritual refreshment... a place where you're least likely to be bitten by a wild goat.

Critics are like eunuchs; they can tell you what to do, but they can't do it themselves!

I am a drinker with writing problems.

Shakespeare said pretty well everything and what he left out, James Joyce, with a judge from meself, put in.

I ruined my health drinking to other people's.

A pedestrian ought to be legally allowed to toss at least one hand grenade at a motorist every day.