Ah, bless you, Sister, may all your sons be bishops.

New York is my Lourdes, where I go for spiritual refreshment... a place where you're least likely to be bitten by a wild goat.

I was court-martialled in my absence, and sentenced to death in my absence, so I said they could shoot me in my absence.

The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money usually costs a lot less.

I never felt so much at home as I do in New York. I must be a devil.

Other people's interruptions of your work are relatively insignificant compared with the countless times you interrupt yourself.

When I'm talking to people I like to stop and quote myself. My quotes have a way of spicing up conversation.