It's not that the Irish are cynical. It's rather that they have a wonderful lack of respect for everything and everybody.
I saw a notice that said "Drink Canada Dry" and I've just started.
Prostitutes, more than any other profession, help keep American marriages together.
Most horror movies are certainly that.
The most important things to do in the world are to get something to eat, something to drink and somebody to love you.
There is no such thing as bad publicity except your own obituary.