The only thing I envy in young people is their livers.
Message? What the hell do you think I am, a bloody postman?
Every cripple has his own way of walking.
It's not that the Irish are cynical. It's rather that they have a wonderful lack of respect for everything and everybody.
Critics are like eunuchs in a harem; they know how it's done, they've seen it done every day, but they're unable to do it themselves.
I'm a drinker with a writing problem.