I saw a notice that said "Drink Canada Dry" and I've just started.

The Bible was a consolation to a fellow alone in the old cell. The lovely thin paper with a bit of matress stuffing in it, if you could get a match, was as good a smoke as I ever tasted.

Shakespeare said pretty well everything and what he left out, James Joyce, with a judge from meself, put in.

A man is fortunate if he encounters living examples of vice, as well as of virtue, to inspire him.

Other people have a nationality. The Irish and the Jews have a psychosis.

Nothing hurts more than the friendly letter that one never got around to writing.

They took away our land, our language, and our religion; but they could never harness our tongues.