Shakespeare said pretty well everything and what he left out, James Joyce, with a judge from meself, put in.
It is a good deed to forget a poor joke
Other people's interruptions of your work are relatively insignificant compared with the countless times you interrupt yourself.
If it was raining soup, the Irish would go out with forks.
Prostitutes, more than any other profession, help keep American marriages together.
The terrorist is the one with the small bomb.