Prostitutes, more than any other profession, help keep American marriages together.

In a society which really supported marriage the wife would be encouraged to go to the office and make love to her husband on the company's time and with its blessing.

They took away our land, our language, and our religion; but they could never harness our tongues.

I was court-martialled in my absence, and sentenced to death in my absence, so I said they could shoot me in my absence.

Nothing hurts more than the friendly letter that one never got around to writing.

I am a daylight atheist.

I only take a drink on two occasions - when I'm thirsty and when I'm not.