Prostitutes, more than any other profession, help keep American marriages together.

I am a daylight atheist.

There's no bad publicity except an obituary.

Ah, bless you, Sister, may all your sons be bishops.

Shakespeare said pretty well everything and what he left out, James Joyce, with a judge from meself, put in.

A general and a bit of shooting makes you forget your troubles ... it takes your mind off the cost of living.

I wish I'd been a mixed infant.