There is no human situation so miserable that it cannot be made worse by the presence of a policeman.
I am a daylight atheist.
Failure at a task may be the result of having tackled it at the wrong time.
A pedestrian ought to be legally allowed to toss at least one hand grenade at a motorist every day.
I am married to Beatrice Salkeld, a painter. We have no children, except me.
I was court-martialled in my absence, and sentenced to death in my absence, so I said they could shoot me in my absence.