Other people's interruptions of your work are relatively insignificant compared with the countless times you interrupt yourself.

Other people's interruptions of your work are relatively insignificant compared with the countless times you interrupt yourself.

It is a good deed to forget a poor joke

No man can discover his own talents.

Ninety-seven saint days a year wouldn't affect the theater, but two Yom Kippurs would ruin it.

Critics are like eunuchs; they can tell you what to do, but they can't do it themselves!

The Bible was a consolation to a fellow alone in the old cell. The lovely thin paper with a bit of matress stuffing in it, if you could get a match, was as good a smoke as I ever tasted.