Other people have a nationality. The Irish and the Jews have a psychosis.

The Bible was a consolation to a fellow alone in the old cell. The lovely thin paper with a bit of matress stuffing in it, if you could get a match, was as good a smoke as I ever tasted.

Many a man has decided to stay alive not because of the will to live but because of the determination not to give assorted surviving bastards the satisfaction of his death.

A pedestrian ought to be legally allowed to toss at least one hand grenade at a motorist every day.

I have never seen a situation so dismal that a policeman couldn't make it worse.

If you accept your limitations you go beyond them.

It is a good deed to forget a poor joke