Other people have a nationality. The Irish and the Jews have a psychosis.

The Bible was a consolation to a fellow alone in the old cell. The lovely thin paper with a bit of matress stuffing in it, if you could get a match, was as good a smoke as I ever tasted.

In a society which really supported marriage the wife would be encouraged to go to the office and make love to her husband on the company's time and with its blessing.

Critics are like eunuchs; they can tell you what to do, but they can't do it themselves!

A pedestrian ought to be legally allowed to toss at least one hand grenade at a motorist every day.

Whatever you hold in contempt is your jailer.

New York is my Lourdes, where I go for spiritual refreshment... a place where you're least likely to be bitten by a wild goat.