Other people have a nationality. The Irish and the Jews have a psychosis.

Critics are like eunuchs; they can tell you what to do, but they can't do it themselves!

If it was raining soup, the Irish would go out with forks.

Failure at a task may be the result of having tackled it at the wrong time.

Shakespeare said pretty well everything and what he left out, James Joyce, with a judge from meself, put in.

A pedestrian ought to be legally allowed to toss at least one hand grenade at a motorist every day.

When two men fight over a woman it's the fight they want, not the woman.