Ninety-seven saint days a year wouldn't affect the theater, but two Yom Kippurs would ruin it.
When two men fight over a woman it's the fight they want, not the woman.
There's no bad publicity except an obituary.
Prostitutes, more than any other profession, help keep American marriages together.
I'm a Communist by day and a Catholic as soon as it gets dark.
I think weddings are sadder than funerals, because they remind you of your own wedding. You can't be reminded of your own funeral because it hasn't happened. But weddings always make me cry.