Critics are like eunuchs in a harem; they know how it's done, they've seen it done every day, but they're unable to do it themselves.
Brendan BehanA general and a bit of shooting makes you forget your troubles ... it takes your mind off the cost of living.
Brendan BehanGod forgive us-but most of us grew up to be the sort of men our mothers warned us against.
Brendan BehanI have a total irreverence for anything connected with society except that which makes the roads safer, the beer stronger, the food cheaper and the old men and old women warmer in the winter and happier in the summer.
Brendan Behan