I think weddings are sadder than funerals, because they remind you of your own wedding. You can't be reminded of your own funeral because it hasn't happened. But weddings always make me cry.
All publicity is good, except an obituary notice.
I'm a drinker with a writing problem.
I'm a Communist by day and a Catholic as soon as it gets dark.
I only take a drink on two occasions - when I'm thirsty and when I'm not.
When I'm talking to people I like to stop and quote myself. My quotes have a way of spicing up conversation.