God forgive us-but most of us grew up to be the sort of men our mothers warned us against.

No man can discover his own talents.

Prostitutes, more than any other profession, help keep American marriages together.

When I'm talking to people I like to stop and quote myself. My quotes have a way of spicing up conversation.

I am a drinker with writing problems.

I ruined my health drinking to other people's.

Message? What the hell do you think I am, a bloody postman?