I only take a drink on two occasions - when I'm thirsty and when I'm not.
All publicity is good, except an obituary notice.
To get enough to eat was regarded as an achievement. To get drunk was a victory.
Pound notes are the best religion in the world.
Most horror movies are certainly that.
I have a total irreverence for anything connected with society except that which makes the roads safer, the beer stronger, the food cheaper and the old men and old women warmer in the winter and happier in the summer.