I saw a notice that said "Drink Canada Dry" and I've just started.
The only thing I envy in young people is their livers.
Message? What the hell do you think I am, a bloody postman?
Every cripple has his own way of walking.
I only take a drink on two occasions - when I'm thirsty and when I'm not.
Other people have a nationality. The Irish and the Jews have a psychosis.