There is no human situation so miserable that it cannot be made worse by the presence of a policeman.

I am a drinker with writing problems.

The terrorist is the one with the small bomb.

Prostitutes, more than any other profession, help keep American marriages together.

The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money usually costs a lot less.

That you, sister. May you be the mother of a bishop.

Failure at a task may be the result of having tackled it at the wrong time.