There is no human situation so miserable that it cannot be made worse by the presence of a policeman.

The terrorist is the one with the small bomb.

There's no bad publicity except an obituary.

One drink is to many for me and a thousand not enough.

The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money usually costs a lot less.

I only take a drink on two occasions - when I'm thirsty and when I'm not.

All publicity is good, except an obituary notice.