There is no human situation so miserable that it cannot be made worse by the presence of a policeman.

New York is my Lourdes, where I go for spiritual refreshment... a place where you're least likely to be bitten by a wild goat.

Every cripple has his own way of walking.

I saw a notice that said "Drink Canada Dry" and I've just started.

God forgive us-but most of us grew up to be the sort of men our mothers warned us against.

In a society which really supported marriage the wife would be encouraged to go to the office and make love to her husband on the company's time and with its blessing.

Ah, bless you, Sister, may all your sons be bishops.