I ruined my health drinking to other people's.

The Bible was a consolation to a fellow alone in the old cell. The lovely thin paper with a bit of matress stuffing in it, if you could get a match, was as good a smoke as I ever tasted.

The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money usually costs a lot less.

A pedestrian ought to be legally allowed to toss at least one hand grenade at a motorist every day.

I am married to Beatrice Salkeld, a painter. We have no children, except me.

New York is my Lourdes, where I go for spiritual refreshment... a place where you're least likely to be bitten by a wild goat.

All publicity is good, except an obituary notice.