I ruined my health drinking to other people's.

Pound notes are the best religion in the world.

The terrorist is the one with the small bomb.

Whatever you hold in contempt is your jailer.

Other people's interruptions of your work are relatively insignificant compared with the countless times you interrupt yourself.

I think weddings are sadder than funerals, because they remind you of your own wedding. You can't be reminded of your own funeral because it hasn't happened. But weddings always make me cry.

If it was raining soup, the Irish would go out with forks.