Other people have a nationality. The Irish and the Jews have a psychosis.
I only take a drink on two occasions - when I'm thirsty and when I'm not.
Pound notes are the best religion in the world.
I was court-martialled in my absence, and sentenced to death in my absence, so I said they could shoot me in my absence.
When I'm talking to people I like to stop and quote myself. My quotes have a way of spicing up conversation.
I am married to Beatrice Salkeld, a painter. We have no children, except me.