If God had wanted us to play football in the sky, He'd have put grass up there.
If he'd been English or Swedish, he'd have walked the England job.
Don't send me flowers when I'm dead. If you like me, send them while I'm alive.
Being thick isn't an affliction if you're a footballer, because your brains need to be in your feet. And Beckham works hard, he's brave and he crosses a ball superbly. He treats a football like he does a wife, lovingly, with caresses.
The river Trent is lovely, I know because I have walked on it for 18 years.
Players lose you games, not tactics. There's so much crap talked about tactics by people who barely know how to win at dominoes.