Because I go outside sometimes, I'm exposed to terrible, terrible music in public.
Turns out, theres not a lot of information about pickles on the Internet.
Metal is the feeling of being an outsider, but still being part of something huge.
Just got a new car - got a little Miata convertible. Pretty happy about it, except for one thing: I'm 6-foot-6, so now I look like a McDonald's toy.
I was such a nerd in high school, I didn't even have imaginary friends, I had imaginary bullies.
Guys don't do that when they go out. Guys don't wear outfits that feature the dong.