I like any big city. I like any place where you can see a guy with a pants-full of pooh fighting a ghost.

Just got a new car - got a little Miata convertible. Pretty happy about it, except for one thing: I'm 6-foot-6, so now I look like a McDonald's toy.

I like any big city. I like any place where you can see a guy with a pants-full of pooh fighting a ghost.

We had our family tree done... turns out I'm a quarter gay on my father's side.

Good comedy makes you laugh, and bad comedy makes people you hate laugh.

Once I could drive, I spent all my time in the city going to metal shows. I missed the first couple of Metallica shows because I was lame. By the time I got into them, they were playing places like the Kabuki.

Always been a big heavy metal fan. I remember being 15 saying, Dude I'm going to love heavy metal forever. Heavy metal til I'm 60. I'm 35 now. I think I'm going to give it one more year.