I like any big city. I like any place where you can see a guy with a pants-full of pooh fighting a ghost.

I love metal songs about metal. That's one of my favorite things. Nobody does that any more. Nobody sings about how metal they are, or about their fans, or about how crazy their pits are.

I was such a nerd in high school, I didn't even have imaginary friends, I had imaginary bullies.

I like any big city. I like any place where you can see a guy with a pants-full of pooh fighting a ghost.

I've been trying to quit smoking weed and it's really hard quitting pot. It was actually easier to become a vegetarian because your friends never show up at your house with a sack of beef.

Good comedy makes you laugh, and bad comedy makes people you hate laugh.

I was such a weird kid. The really hardcore stuff like Venom - I was totally aware of them, and I listened to some of it - but they actually frightened me.