I like any big city. I like any place where you can see a guy with a pants-full of pooh fighting a ghost.

Because I go outside sometimes, I'm exposed to terrible, terrible music in public.

Always been a big heavy metal fan. I remember being 15 saying, Dude I'm going to love heavy metal forever. Heavy metal til I'm 60. I'm 35 now. I think I'm going to give it one more year.

Guys don't do that when they go out. Guys don't wear outfits that feature the dong.

My act is pretty much me reflecting on what I want to talk about and what I think is funny and what has happened to me.

Grew up in a small town where there was only one crazy guy. He didn't even go insane doing anything good, like going to 'Nam or having an extended acid trip. Turns out - legend has it - he just had some bad cheese.

I got into Kiss before I got into anybody. The first thing I heard was Detroit Rock City. I heard it in the school library, where I lived.