Guys don't do that when they go out. Guys don't wear outfits that feature the dong.

I like any big city. I like any place where you can see a guy with a pants-full of pooh fighting a ghost.

I was such a weird kid. The really hardcore stuff like Venom - I was totally aware of them, and I listened to some of it - but they actually frightened me.

Good comedy makes you laugh, and bad comedy makes people you hate laugh.

My act is pretty much me reflecting on what I want to talk about and what I think is funny and what has happened to me.

As a comic, I used to know more about pop culture.

Grew up in a small town where there was only one crazy guy. He didn't even go insane doing anything good, like going to 'Nam or having an extended acid trip. Turns out - legend has it - he just had some bad cheese.