Guys don't do that when they go out. Guys don't wear outfits that feature the dong.

I wanted to be a vet before I got into comedy, but then once I found out how much gore goes into that job, I wanted nothing to do with it.

Always been a big heavy metal fan. I remember being 15 saying, Dude I'm going to love heavy metal forever. Heavy metal til I'm 60. I'm 35 now. I think I'm going to give it one more year.

Metal is easily my favorite thing - Exodus and Anthrax and Megadeth - so it just kind of organically came through in the standup act.

I like any big city. I like any place where you can see a guy with a pants-full of pooh fighting a ghost.

Turns out, theres not a lot of information about pickles on the Internet.

Guys don't do that when they go out. Guys don't wear outfits that feature the dong.