I was just surprised when my wife told me we were having a baby. I was like, Wow, that's awesome. You're going to make a great single mom.
I like any big city. I like any place where you can see a guy with a pants-full of pooh fighting a ghost.
Metal is the feeling of being an outsider, but still being part of something huge.
Guys don't do that when they go out. Guys don't wear outfits that feature the dong.
We had our family tree done... turns out I'm a quarter gay on my father's side.
Turns out, theres not a lot of information about pickles on the Internet.