My psychiatrist prescribed a game of golf as an antidote to the feelings of euphoria I experience from time to time.
You always nag the one you love
The only place you're sure to find love is at the end of a letter from your mother.
Someone once told me that there is more to life than golf. I think it was my ex-wife.
On a recent survey, 80 percent of golfers admitted cheating. The other 20 percent lied.
I don't think I'll live long enough to shoot my age. I'm lucky to shoot my weight.