Talking to a golf ball won't do you any good, unless you do it while your opponent is teeing off.
My ex-wife has never broken 150. I wish she would stop telling people I taught her how to play golf.
I don't think I'll live long enough to shoot my age. I'm lucky to shoot my weight.
The only place you're sure to find love is at the end of a letter from your mother.
We learn so many things from golf: how to suffer, for instance.
You always nag the one you love