We learn so many things from golf: how to suffer, for instance.
Talking to a golf ball won't do you any good, unless you do it while your opponent is teeing off.
The only thing in my bag that works is the bug spray.
You always nag the one you love
Someone once told me that there is more to life than golf. I think it was my ex-wife.
I'll always remember the day I broke ninety. I had a few beers in the clubhouse and was so excited I forgot to play the back nine.