Someone once told me that there is more to life than golf. I think it was my ex-wife.
In Minnesota it's so cold some nights you have to wear two condoms.
My psychiatrist prescribed a game of golf as an antidote to the feelings of euphoria I experience from time to time.
What's the point of washing off your ball when teeing off on a water hole?
I used to go to the driving range to practice driving without slicing. Now I go to practice slicing without swearing.
My ex-wife has never broken 150. I wish she would stop telling people I taught her how to play golf.