My ex-wife has never broken 150. I wish she would stop telling people I taught her how to play golf.
My psychiatrist prescribed a game of golf as an antidote to the feelings of euphoria I experience from time to time.
In Minnesota it's so cold some nights you have to wear two condoms.
You always nag the one you love
The only thing in my bag that works is the bug spray.
I used to go to the driving range to practice driving without slicing. Now I go to practice slicing without swearing.