Talking to a golf ball won't do you any good, unless you do it while your opponent is teeing off.
What's the point of washing off your ball when teeing off on a water hole?
My psychiatrist prescribed a game of golf as an antidote to the feelings of euphoria I experience from time to time.
You always nag the one you love
The only place you're sure to find love is at the end of a letter from your mother.
I'll always remember the day I broke ninety. I had a few beers in the clubhouse and was so excited I forgot to play the back nine.