We learn so many things from golf: how to suffer, for instance.
On a recent survey, 80 percent of golfers admitted cheating. The other 20 percent lied.
In Minnesota it's so cold some nights you have to wear two condoms.
I used to go to the driving range to practice driving without slicing. Now I go to practice slicing without swearing.
Someone once told me that there is more to life than golf. I think it was my ex-wife.
You always nag the one you love