Someone once told me that there is more to life than golf. I think it was my ex-wife.
What's the point of washing off your ball when teeing off on a water hole?
In Minnesota it's so cold some nights you have to wear two condoms.
On a recent survey, 80 percent of golfers admitted cheating. The other 20 percent lied.
We learn so many things from golf: how to suffer, for instance.
My ex-wife has never broken 150. I wish she would stop telling people I taught her how to play golf.