The only thing in my bag that works is the bug spray.
What's the point of washing off your ball when teeing off on a water hole?
Talking to a golf ball won't do you any good, unless you do it while your opponent is teeing off.
On a recent survey, 80 percent of golfers admitted cheating. The other 20 percent lied.
In Minnesota it's so cold some nights you have to wear two condoms.
When your first baby drops her pacifier, you sterilize it. When your second baby drops her pacifier, you tell the dog: 'Fetch!'