Some golfers fantasize about playing in a foursome with Arnold Palmer, Jack Nicklaus, and Sam Snead. The way I hit I'd rather play in a foursome with Helen Keller, Ray Charles, and Stevie Wonder.
Bruce LanskyOn a recent survey, 80 percent of golfers admitted cheating. The other 20 percent lied.
Bruce LanskyWhen your first baby drops her pacifier, you sterilize it. When your second baby drops her pacifier, you tell the dog: 'Fetch!'
Bruce LanskyI used to go to the driving range to practice driving without slicing. Now I go to practice slicing without swearing.
Bruce Lansky