What's the point of washing off your ball when teeing off on a water hole?
Talking to a golf ball won't do you any good, unless you do it while your opponent is teeing off.
You always nag the one you love
When your first baby drops her pacifier, you sterilize it. When your second baby drops her pacifier, you tell the dog: 'Fetch!'
Someone once told me that there is more to life than golf. I think it was my ex-wife.
We learn so many things from golf: how to suffer, for instance.