Talking to a golf ball won't do you any good, unless you do it while your opponent is teeing off.
Someone once told me that there is more to life than golf. I think it was my ex-wife.
The only place you're sure to find love is at the end of a letter from your mother.
I used to go to the driving range to practice driving without slicing. Now I go to practice slicing without swearing.
What's the point of washing off your ball when teeing off on a water hole?
I don't think I'll live long enough to shoot my age. I'm lucky to shoot my weight.