The only thing in my bag that works is the bug spray.
You always nag the one you love
Someone once told me that there is more to life than golf. I think it was my ex-wife.
On a recent survey, 80 percent of golfers admitted cheating. The other 20 percent lied.
The only place you're sure to find love is at the end of a letter from your mother.
My ex-wife has never broken 150. I wish she would stop telling people I taught her how to play golf.