You always nag the one you love
What's the point of washing off your ball when teeing off on a water hole?
The only place you're sure to find love is at the end of a letter from your mother.
My ex-wife has never broken 150. I wish she would stop telling people I taught her how to play golf.
Someone once told me that there is more to life than golf. I think it was my ex-wife.
I'll always remember the day I broke ninety. I had a few beers in the clubhouse and was so excited I forgot to play the back nine.